Tony Perkins: We Were Winners In 2013

"Dear Joe, With the end of the year right around the corner, FRC can look back and be proud of all we've accomplished in 2013. We took the Obama Administration on headfirst. We challenged its unconstitutional breaches into our lives. We fought back. And we are winning. The momentum is on our side and your support has never been more necessary. We will never back down in standing for advancing faith, freedom, and family. But the Obama Administration has unlimited resources and federal courts that are growing more supportive of its agenda with every passing day.

"We Need Your Help: Protect traditional family values. Fight for stronger religious liberty protections for those serving in the military. Force the Department of Justice to enforce the Defense of Marriage Act. Challenge the provisions of Obamacare that force Christians to violate their convictions and fund abortion. Joe, stand with FRC as we fight to uphold our values in the face of the Obama Administration and its relentless supporters." - KKK-affiliated hate group leader Tony Perkins, claiming to be a winner without actually having won a single battle in all of 2013.

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Brian Brown Has The 2013 Sadz

"Hope necessarily drew the Wise Men from the East to glorify the newly born Savior... but the people of Bethlehem didn't see that — they only saw the vindictive and brutal retaliation of King Herod. You and I are often very much like those poor townsfolk, who see only the brutality without seeing the underlying magnificence of God's blessings. These days, to watch the news you might wonder if there's any decency or morality left in America. But what about those other stories that came out several days before Christmas? Where is the hope to be found in them? The Hope I hold onto in the case of Ohio is the same Hope I have for our whole country and indeed our whole world. It is, in fact, the very Hope of Christmas itself. And that's the true and profound message of Hope I want to share today." - Hate group leader Brian Brown, who lost every single battle of 2013, in yesterday's money beg. (There's already been another one today.)

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Liberty Counsel Had A Really Shitty Year

Liberty Counsel recaps their 2013:

In 2013, as in past years, we continued to diligently promote and protect natural marriage and families. During this year, we filed federal lawsuits challenging laws in California and New Jersey that prevent minors from receiving Christian counseling to overcome unwanted same-sex attractions or behavior. We continued to defend a Massachusetts pastor who faces charges from the radical group, Sexual Minorities of Uganda (SMUG), for allegedly violating international law while visiting Uganda, simply because he spoke Biblical truth about same-sex activity. Liberty Counsel filed two briefs with the U.S. Supreme Court on cases dealing with the definition of marriage.

And what do all those items have in common? Snork!

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Headlines Of The Day

Liberty Counsel spokesdouche Matt Barber is republishing Friday's World Net Daily column across Teabagistan, including at Glenn Beck's The Blaze and at Alan Keyes' Renew America. I'm still waiting on that visit from Eric Holder. Snork!

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Christian Hate Group Has Bakery Sadz

"America was founded on the fundamental freedom of every citizen to live and work according to their beliefs. Forcing Americans to promote ideas against their will undermines our constitutionally protected freedom of expression and our right to live free. If the government can take away our First Amendment freedoms, there is nothing it can’t take away. We are considering our next steps." - Nicolle Martin, volunteer attorney for the Alliance Defending Freedom, who fucking lost her case today on behalf of an anti-gay Colorado bakery. Earlier this year Martin testified against civil unions before the Colorado legislature, a battle which she also fucking lost.

RELATED: For her day job, Martin works for an ambulance-chasing outfit called Auto Injury Solutions.

ALSO FUCKING RELATED:  Early this year ADF volunteer attorney Lisa Biron was sentenced to 40 years in prison on eight felony counts of producing child pornography. With her daughter.

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Posted in: Alliance Defense Fund,Colorado,HA HA HA,hate groups,losers,public accommodations,religion,The Sadz