Porno Pete Has The Rose Bowl Sadz

"The 'gay wedding' float is symbolic of America’s ongoing moral disintegration: in the name of  'tolerance,' 'diversity' and 'inclusion,' we proudly parade our sin down our streets – defying our Creator and aggressively corrupting the minds and souls of future generations. As historians have documented, sexual immorality, escalating fornication and the abandonment of fidelity in marriage bring about the collapse of civilizations; the United States will be no exception. No wonder developing nations like Jamaica don’t want to emulate us." - Porno Pete LaBarbera, from a press release published today by Christian Newswire.

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Bradlee Dean: New York City Is Teaching Bestiality In Public Schools

"When we talk of the left in this country, it's really what the right has tolerated. There wouldn't be a left if the right was doing the right thing all of the time. And I wish people in America would just come to the terms and to the facts that when we're talking about those that again are on the left, we're really talking about a lawless people, we're talking about a criminal population that is only complained about because the right is tolerating their crimes committed against the constitutional republic. You're dealing with an educational system - National Education Association - they're so demoralized [sic], they're so irrational that now they have something called the homosexual caucus; that wasn't good enough, now they have a drag queen caucus. In New York City, they're teaching kids bestiality in public schools." - Hate group cuckoo bird Bradlee Dean, speaking on End Times Radio.

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Pastor Kevin Swanson: All Gays Must Be Imprisoned Because Christian Freedom

"What I think the homosexuals are doing is pressing into every nook and cranny of civil society. [We must] impose God’s laws upon our systems, especially our political systems.  God’s laws require that we prosecute homosexuals who are caught in the act of homosexuality or the act of sodomy on the basis of two or three witnesses. If Christians would do that, if Christian pastors would do that then we would be able to hopefully press back the line upon those who are impressing their rights upon Christians who really need that religious freedom." - Pastor Kevin Swanson, calling for the United States to recriminalize homosexuality.

PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: Kevin Swanson says gays caused the Colorado floods. Kevin Swanson says Christians should tell gay couples that they hope they die on their wedding day. Kevin Swanson blames homosexuality on Shakespeare.

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Headlines Of The Day

Liberty Counsel spokesdouche Matt Barber is republishing Friday's World Net Daily column across Teabagistan, including at Glenn Beck's The Blaze and at Alan Keyes' Renew America. I'm still waiting on that visit from Eric Holder. Snork!

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Email Of The Day - Eugene Delgaudio

"Dear Joe, The Gay Bill of Special Rights has cleared the U.S. Senate and could be brought up for a vote in the House by Speaker John Boehner at any moment. Without your IMMEDIATE action, I’m afraid this dangerous legislation will reach Barack Obama’s desk for his guaranteed signature. Businesses, daycare centers and even churches would be required to hire and maintain quotas of radical homosexual employees. They would be practically forbidden to ever fire or even refuse to hire any sexual deviant. And if they don’t comply, they would be risking a federal lawsuit -- maybe even jail time. That’s why Public Advocate has launched an Emergency Battleground Action Initiative designed to hold John Boehner and the House Republican Leadership’s feet to the fire for as long as it takes. That’s why, in addition to signing your petition, I hope you’ll agree to chip in $5 or $10 to help stop the Gay Bill of Special Rights." - Eugene Delgaudio, in his weekly money beg. His petition is at the link.

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