Showing posts with label assholery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label assholery. Show all posts

Thursday, December 26, 2013

Atheists Should Get Out Of America

"Planes are leaving every hour on the hour. Get on one."

RELATED: This is the guy who says that God killed all those people with Hurricane Katrina in order to send a warning about homosexuality. This is the guy who says that Sodom and Gomorrah was only a test run for what God will do to America because of gay marriage. This is the guy who has called for a preemptive nuclear strike on Iran because Jesus wants us to protect Israel. And despite that love for Israel, this is the guy who says the Holocaust happened because Jews refuse to accept Jesus.

Monday, December 16, 2013

Pastor Kevin Swanson: All Gays Must Be Imprisoned Because Christian Freedom

"What I think the homosexuals are doing is pressing into every nook and cranny of civil society. [We must] impose God’s laws upon our systems, especially our political systems.  God’s laws require that we prosecute homosexuals who are caught in the act of homosexuality or the act of sodomy on the basis of two or three witnesses. If Christians would do that, if Christian pastors would do that then we would be able to hopefully press back the line upon those who are impressing their rights upon Christians who really need that religious freedom." - Pastor Kevin Swanson, calling for the United States to recriminalize homosexuality.

PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: Kevin Swanson says gays caused the Colorado floods. Kevin Swanson says Christians should tell gay couples that they hope they die on their wedding day. Kevin Swanson blames homosexuality on Shakespeare.

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Teabaggers Mock The Poor As Fast Food Employees Strike For A Liveable Wage

Some restaurant workers are striking today for a liveable wage and teabaggers are responding at the Twitter hashtag #EatFast where they are posting mocking photos of themselves gorging on fast food.

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