Porno Pete Has The Rose Bowl Sadz

"The 'gay wedding' float is symbolic of America’s ongoing moral disintegration: in the name of  'tolerance,' 'diversity' and 'inclusion,' we proudly parade our sin down our streets – defying our Creator and aggressively corrupting the minds and souls of future generations. As historians have documented, sexual immorality, escalating fornication and the abandonment of fidelity in marriage bring about the collapse of civilizations; the United States will be no exception. No wonder developing nations like Jamaica don’t want to emulate us." - Porno Pete LaBarbera, from a press release published today by Christian Newswire.

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Email Of The Day - Eugene Delgaudio

"Dear Joe, Radical homosexuals are checking my garbage. If they see Public Advocate’s treasury depleted they will see an opening to ram through the Gay Bill of Special Rights, the Homosexual Classrooms Act and National Homosexual 'Marriage.' Without your financial support and prayers, Public Advocate would be nothing -- totally helpless against the radical homosexuals’ assault on our families. The Human Rights Campaign, the Southern Poverty Law Center, the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force, GLAAD, the North American Man/Boy Love Association, and every other radical homosexual organization will be scouring our finance report to exploit every chink in my armor. That’s why your emergency gift of $10, $25 or $35 is so important. Without it, the Homosexual Lobby will be able to show Public Advocate’s 990 to moderate politicians as proof there is no effective opposition to their agenda." - Hate group crackpot Eugene Delguadio, in today's money beg.

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Atheists Should Get Out Of America

"Planes are leaving every hour on the hour. Get on one."

RELATED: This is the guy who says that God killed all those people with Hurricane Katrina in order to send a warning about homosexuality. This is the guy who says that Sodom and Gomorrah was only a test run for what God will do to America because of gay marriage. This is the guy who has called for a preemptive nuclear strike on Iran because Jesus wants us to protect Israel. And despite that love for Israel, this is the guy who says the Holocaust happened because Jews refuse to accept Jesus.

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Give Him 50 Sailors

And now, an original holiday song by the Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse and Co-Prophet Of The End Times.

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Bradlee Dean: New York City Is Teaching Bestiality In Public Schools

"When we talk of the left in this country, it's really what the right has tolerated. There wouldn't be a left if the right was doing the right thing all of the time. And I wish people in America would just come to the terms and to the facts that when we're talking about those that again are on the left, we're really talking about a lawless people, we're talking about a criminal population that is only complained about because the right is tolerating their crimes committed against the constitutional republic. You're dealing with an educational system - National Education Association - they're so demoralized [sic], they're so irrational that now they have something called the homosexual caucus; that wasn't good enough, now they have a drag queen caucus. In New York City, they're teaching kids bestiality in public schools." - Hate group cuckoo bird Bradlee Dean, speaking on End Times Radio.

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Coach Dave Defends Phil Robertson

And he does the entire clip in really bad Robertson drag.

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Email Of The Day: Eugene Delgaudio

"Dear Joe, Just weeks remain before Public Advocate reaches a critical deadline -- before every radical homosexual activist holds a copy of Public Advocate’s financial records in his conniving hands. December 31st, 2013 is the deadline for contributions to appear on the IRS 990, the public report that discloses exactly how much money Public Advocate has raised in 2013. But right now, our figures are falling short of my 2013 objectives. If I’m to meet budget expectations this year, I must raise $81,909 with all electronic payments received by December 31st. If I fail to raise $81,909 by December 31st, I’ll be forced to broadcast our weakness and vulnerability to the Homosexual Lobby. I hope to count on you for at least $10, $25 or even $35 if you can afford it." - Eugene Delgaudio, who asks for money six times in today's 3000-word money beg.

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God Stopped Obama From Nuking America

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Something Something Miley Anti-Christ Something Pope Something Prophecy

The Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse and Co-Prophet of the End Times says that TIME Magazine and Miley Cyrus are telling us that the world is thisclose to totally exploding. For realz. Or something.

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Sandy Rios: The War On Christmas Is Exactly What Hitler Did In Nazi Germany

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